Phrase used to describe something extremely unfortunate, painful, depressing, extreme surprise, or just plain bad.
(Slams hand in car door) Balls on my chin that hurts!
Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.
Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.
Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.
Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.
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Tracy: I Met This Dude.
Kim: He Rep Wet Ball Nation.
(Guy Walks Up)
Guy: Hell Yea I Eats It Out ! All Day Every Day!
Kim: He Rep Wet Ball Nation.
(Guy Walks Up)
Guy: Hell Yea I Eats It Out ! All Day Every Day!
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Get the balls ass naked mug.A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.
John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?
Ray: I've never seen a single episode.
John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?
Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.
John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.
Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
Ray: I've never seen a single episode.
John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?
Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.
John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.
Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
by McDoh! February 13, 2010
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Dude, I was two tables way from leaving but right as I finished the last one a freakin' walked in. I don't think I'm gonna be able to come tonight. Busboy blue balls is killin me.
by Brooks717 December 13, 2010
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2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
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