by weswingaroundsun June 19, 2006
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by dawn johnston December 30, 2003
The highest level rarity In species of Monkey. It tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. And it comes with a warning. The warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. That is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him to the wild.
I was in a meeting and had the most awful run in with a dwelling butt monkey and had to leave work to get Spain pants
by Boom_shaka_laka_faka September 22, 2015
when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up
by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019
A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur
by Dean Gullburry December 17, 2014