During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye
peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no
*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no
*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019
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by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
Get the I have serious hemorrhoids! mug."Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.
Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.
A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.
Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."
"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."
Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.
Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."
"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."
Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
by Father Azuz February 22, 2020
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Me: Do I Have A Name?
Tom: Oh you don't have a name?
Me: No, I Have A Name.
Tom: Then what's your name?
Me: Do I Have A Name?
Tom: *confused*
Me: Do I Have A Name?
Tom: Oh you don't have a name?
Me: No, I Have A Name.
Tom: Then what's your name?
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Tom: *confused*
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Get the i nurture my skin mug.HIBP (Have I Been Pwned) is a data breach search engine. You may search with your email or password to see if your personal data has been published online.
Founded in 2013, HIBP has grown substantially and even has organizations such as the FBI providing them compromised data.
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Founded in 2013, HIBP has grown substantially and even has organizations such as the FBI providing them compromised data.
HIBP has an API and notification service for receiving a notice if your info has been posted.
Cloudflare partnered with HIBP to use K-anonymity for the password search. Doing so, your full password doesn't need to be sent to the server to check if it's been in a breach. The hashed passwords' prefix is sent rather, and the client does the rest of the work.
Person - "I've been getting security notice emails/other sus events"
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panji loves isty more.
panji: I love you.
isty: I love you more.
panji: no, i love you more.
isty: *not talking*
panji: let's check urban dictionary...aaaand it says i do
panji: I love you.
isty: I love you more.
panji: no, i love you more.
isty: *not talking*
panji: let's check urban dictionary...aaaand it says i do
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