coconut dick

When a penis greatly resembles a coconut, generally belongs to Brazilians

Hell yes I love this coconut dick spill your juicy coconut milk all over me!!!

by Meatbeatjamal69 January 31, 2017

flippy dick

a penis after sex. flips up and down eaily due to a post-erection

jim: dude why r u sitting down

carlos: i just got layed... so i have a flippy dick

by watafag May 31, 2010

dick sad

a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!

by aceofyoloswag April 1, 2016

Dick Sleeper

Two Definitions:

1. When you masterbate so much that your dick wont get hard anymore.

2. This is the name of a wrestling move in which the person squeezes the opponent until they pass out and barf.

1. Jake whacked off so much that he gave himself the Dick Sleeper.

2. Aaron gave john the Dick Sleeper and won the match.

by Jahosafat69 April 2, 2010

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

Dick Raisin

A particle of poo that gets stuck in your pee hole after having anal sex. It resembles a raisin and it's stuck in your dick, hence the name.

I tried to take a piss last night after I fucked Cassandra in the ass but my pee hole was blocked by dastardly dick raisin.

by Thestankterpuss June 17, 2016

pinch that dick

An affectionate way to acknowledge a friends story about him or herself: a simple phrase used in the urban community to describe anything and everything.

tod-" hey can i borrow twent dollars?''
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"

2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!

by pauliepancakes June 24, 2013