Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.
me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"
by DunDaDun February 17, 2025
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lite soft penis

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.
by Twinkle boner star July 24, 2017
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Frick Penis

Frick penis can be used in two ways.
1. When you had sex with someone whose penis, either real or fake was DESTROYING or DISSAPOINTING in the bed. (To use the term Frick Penis you had to be the one below)
2. When someone is being mean or rude to you, you can refer to them as a person who likes frick penises in themselves. Its a kinder, lighter version of calling someone a freak.
1. Oh my god. His FRICK PENIS was killing my nigga ass. That night made me crippled, and I fucking enjoyed it.
2. You FRICK PENIS. Why is this good to you? Just please let me and my family go.
by ButtFingererNigga🧨 July 10, 2023
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Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
by Vlad the Clown April 07, 2020
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semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.
Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024
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Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.
I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.
by Charles Reed March 31, 2018
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