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shanky monkey

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.
you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey
by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022
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african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 2, 2022
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Arab Boom Boom Monkey

a derogatory slur towards arabian people.
Yaasir: fuck you you're a Arab Boom Boom Monkey
Achraf: shut the fuck up
by tri-lights May 6, 2024
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Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)
I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn
by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024
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Monkey Shaker

An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.
“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”

“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”
by Yoursecondguardianangel September 26, 2022
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Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
Yo I got those monkey bars for the low
by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023
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Rope monkey

Derogatory term for an individual who rock climbs.
by Darthcali August 18, 2017
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