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Kamego Dicks

Unit of measure:
Used to identify substantially small items usually hard to see by the naked eye
1.)What size shoe do you wear? Size 10.5 or 74 Kamego Dicks
2.) That wall is 34 Kamego Dicks out of plum (approx 3")
3.)That drywall is only 18 Kamego Dicks thick, we needed full 5/8" thick.
by <PonySlaystation> August 31, 2017
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Satan Dick

Satan dick , when you get a boner out of anger or discomfort
I'm so mad at you you gave me a Satan dick
by Fuckedurmum8181 June 12, 2018
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Dick handle

The handful of hair, aka man bun, that a man can grab while said man-bun having dude is sucking his dick!
I appreciate your dick handle while you were sucking my cock.

Don’t get your hair shaved on the sides and leave the long shit on top or you’ll look like you have a dick handle!
by Big-AlB 70 August 12, 2018
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Tete-a-dick

When two friends have a private and meaningful conversation about a dick encounter. This is similar to a tete-a-tete but solely about dick.
Sally, I had sex with Steve last night and I need to have a tete-a-dick with you.
by Linzer91 February 3, 2019
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gio dick

Gio dick has the shortest dick in the world

He is terrible in bed and doesn’t give good strokes but his best friend Eric is big packin and the rest of the football team especially all the lineman
Damn you got gio dick

You dick is small you got gio dick
by SUckniggasdicks.com February 16, 2019
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avocado dick

A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.
Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"

Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"
by pimpgrandfatherg September 2, 2018
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dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.
“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”
by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018
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