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Time

An excuse to make you go to bed.
Mom: why are you still up?! Look at the time!
Me: fuck you
The time is 1:08 A.M, why am I on youtube
by Xbox360IsBetter March 2, 2021
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Reverse Time Scam

A reverse time scam is a scam you can use to scam a scammer. You reverse the scam and scam time out of the scammer, hence the name reverse time scam.
The scammer called Joe and asked about his car insurance, but Joe told him that he had called Pete's Pizzeria & Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. Joe reverse time scammed the scammer.
by fantastic_flute44 July 10, 2023
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Free Fun Time

This phrase was invented by Mars Vining back in 2000 when he had took a female he had wanted to smash since 5th grade on a date. She ordered up a bunch of stuff she wouldn’t have with her parents or by herself. So why do this now ? She proceeded to tell him after eating & drinking beyond her level she wasn’t gonna let him hit because he was arrogant. It was in this moment when he could have left her to pay for what she ordered & taught her a lesson he would teach a similar whore later in life. But instead he took her home & thought about how reckless it was for her to eat & drink & be entertained for nothing but the hope of some pussy for being nice. It was then Mars knew he would not be a participant in giving “free fun time” to a user bitch!

Free Fun Time: accepting dates with no real interest in the man. But with he goal of eating nice drinking & doing things they probably can’t afford to do & the man they really like often doesn’t do
She didn’t wanna fuck, but she knew jimmy would take her somewhere nice to eat & she could just go home & suck Daquan’s dick at 3 am as usual. She was hungry & bord so she was down for the Free fun time!
by Mars Vining November 17, 2018
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3AM Time

when a girl/guy goes for a wank
Joe: “Its 3am time bro time for a wank
by Tomas Birchead March 25, 2023
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Bornos Time

That short period of time when ur in ur robe after a shower in the midst of your life completely falling apart.
Dang this calls for some bornos time.
by Tohighfkt August 2, 2020
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time liar

someone that lies about what time it is to suit their motives
Time Liar: it's 11:15, we're going to be late!

(It's 11:07)

Innocent victim: You're a time liar!
by icedagger17 January 11, 2020
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Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025
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