stupid penis guy

Me.

I am stupid penis guy

by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023

penis

hell yeah

omg its a penis! hell yeah

by bootyfart stanker November 28, 2023

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

Penis

The most small part of a male's body

Amy: Have you seen how small Jim's penis is?
James: Yeah, it is more small then mine!

by Manual123 April 23, 2019

penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.

That penis samurai made me a sandwich.

by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020

penis

mine is big

wow big penis

by COOON_boy June 17, 2021

Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015