lite soft penis

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.
by Twinkle boner star July 24, 2017
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Frick Penis

Frick penis can be used in two ways.
1. When you had sex with someone whose penis, either real or fake was DESTROYING or DISSAPOINTING in the bed. (To use the term Frick Penis you had to be the one below)
2. When someone is being mean or rude to you, you can refer to them as a person who likes frick penises in themselves. Its a kinder, lighter version of calling someone a freak.
1. Oh my god. His FRICK PENIS was killing my nigga ass. That night made me crippled, and I fucking enjoyed it.
2. You FRICK PENIS. Why is this good to you? Just please let me and my family go.
by ButtFingererNigga🧨 July 10, 2023
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Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
by Vlad the Clown April 07, 2020
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Penis Pleaser

"Hello Penis Pleaser 9,000"
by Sillywords69 March 05, 2022
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A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it
Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?
by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025
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three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.
Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!
by Mark tawang October 21, 2021
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penis ha

it is
it is the penis ha ha of the penis
guy 1: penis ha

guy 2: peni
by cool cat 13 January 06, 2023
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