Dan Brown

A overweight Aerospace worker who thinks he is the best, but only does tool marks and scratches. And likes to tell on people.

Leave it to Dan Brown, he has the sand paper.

by Thinker1967 May 25, 2022

big baller brown eyes

when you dogs a asshole

you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE

by ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, June 3, 2021

crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.

My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016

Timothy brown

A man with a small penis or a trans with a fat vagina

I always have the worst sex nights with Timothy brown

by Flyboyy June 23, 2016

Brown

The colour that Asian girls like to pretend their eyes/hair are

My hair isn’t black, it’s brown

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023

doggy brown

A 'doggy brown' arsehole, something that has a brown tint to it either referring to the arsehole or vagina

damn dawg pull down that thong and let me see that doggy brown

by Bigsexyboy January 5, 2014

Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod

I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday

by Musket man January 30, 2025