cums

what you would say if something was really good.

gary - "yo you peep the new fortnite update?"
bob - "bru this shit cums"

by XVVOID January 25, 2022

Cum

What comes out of me when my crush starts touching me in the middle of history class.

"omg kaylee he started rubbing my thigh really high and i swear i was finna cum"

by ASHKAIT!#! November 10, 2021

Cum-A-Soup

Where one is expected to get their O in 3 or less minutes

“I’m not a Cum-A-Soup!”

by em-1345 April 14, 2023

cum

a white sticky substance that comes out of a man’s penis whilst masturbating or having sexual intercourse.

i masturbated and cummed!

by XDpoggers December 28, 2022

Cum coat

Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.

Omg kelly, i jizzed on you so much it looks like a cum coat

by Im going to destroy your moms August 30, 2020

South Jersey Cum Toss

When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.

Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"

by American OG August 8, 2017

Rivers Cum

1. A person usually large in stature who represents both horny and silly personality traits

2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation

Jeremiah: weather outside sure is crazy huh?
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!

by The Italian sausage February 26, 2025