Cat

This cute hairball that walks around my house

Cat is good

by Qwertyboi69 July 1, 2019

Cat Pfp’s

anyone with a cat pfp loves and wants to makeout with cross man.

“Oh I Have a Cat pfp’s? it just signifies i want to makeout with cross man.”

by Yicri September 15, 2021

Phantom cat

Any photo or video of a cat deceased or missing

Hey! Come look at this photo! It's a phantom cat!

by Bodwin Dictionary June 24, 2024

Putter cat

A women's pussy/Virginia

Your putter cat looks so nice

by cwenger November 29, 2022

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Takelo Cat

A deez nuts joke. Using a nonexistent breed of felines.

A) Hey don’t go any further, there’s a wild Takelo Cat. B) Takelo Cat? A) Takelocat deez nuts!

by CosierRope1 June 5, 2022

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023