Deez nuts

prank

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"

by poogling July 27, 2021

health nut

A health nut is someone who is crazy about losing weight and sticking to strict diets.

My dad is a total health nut. He keeps saying I should lose weight and stop eating certain things! But all he does is make me MAD! And I want to wreck him for making me be a health nut!

by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025

Nuts

Someone or something that is acting crazy or un-intelligent.
That sack o' sumthin you got between your legs.

That guy's nuts. I mean look at him.
Ow! You hit my nuts!

by bozoballs69 April 14, 2022

Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025

bitter-nut

A polite way to let others know what shit actually tastes like.

Got a little crazy with that rimjob and ended up getting a tongueful of bitter-nut.

by Krunt Recovery August 15, 2011

No nut November

When a male has to stop masturbating for a whole month and after that month is over there Testosterone goes up if you fail no nut November you can’t do the challenge again untill next year

Mike:I’m gonna do no nut november this year
Micheal: There is not way you will win no nut November.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022