penis

funny word, used to make kids. Fucking amir with it yeah!

penis in my butt i dont give a fuck

by youravgcockbouncer March 28, 2022

Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain

You want penis enlargement pills

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.

That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024

penis

the noodle next to your genitals.

bro have you seen fred's penis its so small

by thebombbraxen December 13, 2022

penis

only men have one

my penis is very massive, now go pick your ass

by b ig daddy March 10, 2023

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022