Your mom

“Hi Santa here quick message I eat millions of cookies every year and still not as mildly obese as your mother ohh sound effect”

Your mom so fat the elephants had to run

by VendorYT August 1, 2022

Your Mom

One who is large enough to fall off all sides of the bed.

"Your Mom is fat af"

by Pill Cosby💊 March 18, 2021

Your mom

Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom

Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!

by FRMac December 19, 2022

Mom in the Prom

When you get dropped off at prom but then, your mom's favorite song comes on, she gets all the attention, and then the next day everyone talks about how cool you're mom is.

Me: "There goes my mom dancing again."
Friend: "What? She's so cool!"
Me: "Yeah, cool for a Mom in the Prom."

by thatbtsbitch January 15, 2019

Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018

mom finger

It's exactly what it sounds like. Wrong.

Don't make me mom finger you

by Triggstp April 19, 2017

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022