When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial'
s close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring
cup. After
high-fiving, the two dudes
dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese
Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese
Dip.