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House Fucked

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.
Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.
by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011
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fuck deposit

To treat your girlfriend like a sexual atm
Shit....I was gonna stop by the bank tonight, but I think I'll just make a fuck deposit instead.
by Barfthecaveman May 26, 2011
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Fuck Cushion

A friend or acquaintence whom you occasionally (or often) have sex with. While the sex might be serious, the relationship isn't. All the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit.
i.e Sabina is Barry's Fuck Cushion
by Hot Dogger 69 May 27, 2011
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Fucking champy

Something that occupies far too much time of certain young gentlemen.
Nelly's playing fucking champy again
by Spanglyme January 14, 2006
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shuffle-fucking

when a group of "not so bright" females rotate a sexual partner(s) amongst themselves.
i slept with him yesterday-You slept with him lastnight and she slept with him this morning! "lets go to the mall together right now".......re: we are shuffle-fucking this nigga-deriving from the myspace music player shuffle play.
by Mzidongivafuc March 5, 2009
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Fuck-Snack

1 (Noun): A brief, session of sexual intercourse, where both parties climax within 5 to 15 minutes. The purpose of a fuck-snack is to relieve sexual tension to a managable level, and hold the participants over until such time that the parties can engage in proper coitus.

2 (Noun): A short slam fuck.
After sexting all morning, the sexual tension between Sandy and Tim was palpable; therefore, they had no choice but to share a fuck-snack, in the copy room, over their lunch break.
by The Real G Man February 22, 2013
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juiceless fuck

Someone who is boring or bad at sex; a particularily bad lay.
Good lord, that home-schooled fundamentalist girl was a juiceless fuck!
by JP2013 March 11, 2013
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