Revenge cum

After breaking up with a partner, you have sex with them, finish on them and leave immediately.

I revenge cummed on her

by Reece The Poet March 5, 2022

Cum taffy

Cum taffy is a stretchy partialy solid glob of cum which is stretchy like taffy

Jimmy: I pulled a 4 foot cum taffy piece from my cum sock.
Scott: how long was that there for.

by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021

Cum

If u see a fit girl this happens

Sees boobies
*White apears from pants must be cum

by UrmomKID69 May 12, 2021

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.

My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.

by mrvincent May 18, 2021

Cum Bucket

it is where goyang nuts in a 5-gallon bucket, to the brim, and proceeds to drink it. the cum then hardens in his stomach causing bloating, erectile dysfunction, diarrhea, pregnancy and death.

WOAH, is that a Cum Bucket... Lemme drink dat

by Goyang May 19, 2021

CUM BARREL

A meme very similar to cum jar but instead of a jar the container is a barrel.

This Phrase could be used as a war cry or an insult

war cry- Andres: CUMMMM BARRELLL!!!! (proceeds to die)
Insult- Bitch on the street: ugh look at this asshole he's such a cum barrel

Me a few weeks ago: wtf? did someone just call me a cum barrel

by Landon.Marcel May 19, 2021