your mom

the biggest thing ive ever seen how could it be so big i mean she is already died buy she is way to big to be human

your moms ass in a BLACK HOLE

by DickStick42 December 15, 2021

Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.

Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.

by AssEaster December 11, 2022

ur mom

typically UR GREATEST GIRL U WILL MARRY
don't become gay audience

OMG! THERES AN EARTHQUAKE! I THINK UR MOM JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!

by urmothersenemy November 16, 2019

ur mom

a person with a big ass

i was in bed with ur mom last night

by sus is in jesus July 20, 2022

yer mom

a fat bitch

teacher doing attendance says: "who are we missing?"
student:" YER MOM!!!

by KING3R23 January 27, 2020

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Mom

Mom, the woman who brought me into the world. Always positive. No matter how many times I hate her, she will always be my best friend at heart. She helped me around a lot for school, she even did homework for me. She provided me with a lot of material things, she worked every day so she could buy them for me. I hope I will be a mother as well as mine. I love you mom.

My mom is my best friend.

by positivegirl May 30, 2020