closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019

Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.

“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”

by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018

Macaroni and cheese

a dish of macaroni in a cheese sauce.

Mom i want Macaroni and cheese for dinner.

by ZmanDuma July 30, 2022

Chicken and Cheese

a delicous mix of protein and fat which tastes okay .

I like chicken and cheese

by Dandy- Randy April 2, 2017

butt cheesed

You're so offended and resentful you're not butthurt anymore you're butt cheesed

He's ao butt cheesed she wasn't talking to him

by Chuckchuck31 June 24, 2017

dumbass cheese

dat one jiggaboo that act like digbar

stfu you dumbass cheese

by its ya boy niggaboo February 8, 2023

blomunda cheese

The substance found on the underside of the tits usually after profuse sweating, or after normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time. It is commonly slightly viscuous with a distinguishing stench.

Usually found on women with massive dd or larger breast.

Damn, that bitch has some serious blomunda cheese !

by Silk Brah March 20, 2008