Droppin' the boys off at the pool

To release a group of absolute behemoth sized pieces of shit in your toilet

Bro 1: Dude you've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes!

Bro 2: Gimmie a minute man, Im droppin' the boys off at the pool!

by greenM&Mslut February 7, 2022

National Jerk Off Day

December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!

Release it the day before Christmas Eve!

Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!

by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021

O'sheezy off da heezy

The mids plug for sure. He be strapped up and will hit da lic for da mid pack. However, he always be swagged out and will still eat your bitch booty, even after putting ridiculous amounts of mids in her system

I was just chilling with O'sheezy off da heezy, and let me tell you, I never seen so much mids in my life

by Mikeysling3 March 20, 2023

My dick fell off

"That's me!"

- Butters

MY DICK FELL OFF WHILE I WAS SHAVING

by My dick fell off ! January 31, 2023

Rip your nuts off

Something so amazing or incredible happens that someone rips their testicles off.

You won the lottery and it was so amazing you Rip your nuts off.

by Bay Mac June 23, 2021

take the rest of the day off

To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.

(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)

"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."

Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."

by Anonymous..... October 28, 2005

Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

by Zanbato October 12, 2016