monkey's playhouse

A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.

Can you find the Monkey's Playhouse

by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016

Monkey ball

Another word for basketball

Jaden broke his elbow playing Monkey Ball

by Rigurousally May 10, 2018

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015

Slut Monkey

Billi joSingh

Your a billi jo singh
Slut Monkey

by Jdidhd December 3, 2019

Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.

You damn monkey steamer

by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024