Penis

A big or tiny thing that men have that please non gay women and can shoot out sperm and is hard sometimes

I have a big penis

by Kingybeegy March 21, 2020

Penis breath

what to call your gay friend after sex

"Here's a sausage penis breath"

by RippidyRap February 4, 2022

Penis Cradle

Slut

As in, “Man, that girl is such a penis cradle!”

by Stina13 February 18, 2022

I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

penis

- Something that males have
- A word you should not be looking up

- Look that guy has a penis
- I should not be looking up penis in the urban dictionary

by woodermellonballz November 3, 2020

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 24, 2024

Penis

A (usually) big meat stick that you should put in your mouth and suck on but don't bite it or you might go to jail

Guy 1:can I suck your penis

Guy 2: sure but you have to promise to suck it till the milk comes out and drink it all

Guy 1: okay

by PenisPenisPenis3000 November 14, 2021