Nut on soft

Verb
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.

I saw my son nut on soft the other day. lol. Boys will be boys.

by Baby cheeks7 March 6, 2019

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Nut King

The King of all Nuts (and Bolts)

"Dude, did you call the Nut King yet?"
"He will give us a good time."

by Tyrone Gekyume Circumcision March 9, 2019

Eye Nuts

Eye balls

My Uncle Zed burned his Eye nuts staring at the solar eclipse.

by Fuzzynuckle March 9, 2019

Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019

Nut Butter

Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter

Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.

The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.

by luqerbqli March 18, 2019