Sawed her legs off

Having aggressive consensual sex with a female.

I took her home and sawed her legs off.

by Tragedybound March 23, 2022

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022

Droppin' the boys off at the pool

To release a group of absolute behemoth sized pieces of shit in your toilet

Bro 1: Dude you've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes!

Bro 2: Gimmie a minute man, Im droppin' the boys off at the pool!

by greenM&Mslut February 7, 2022

drop the kids off at the pool

To expel seminal fluids from ones anus into the toilet.

Jerry had to drop the kids off at the pool after some time with Colin.

by CubbyC December 31, 2020

Drop Farage off at the coast

To drop a log, download some brownware.

I missed my train because I had to drop Farage off at the coast. It must have been the Taco bell.

by Firescientist September 1, 2022

take the rest of the day off

To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.

(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)

"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."

Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."

by Anonymous..... October 28, 2005

Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

by Zanbato October 12, 2016