Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Monkey

A watermelon slurpin', popeyes munchin', kool aid lovin', gang sign repping', chain dragging', tree hanging', cotton picking', cross burning', track running', basket ball playing', blues singing', night time thieving', cracker hating ', sneaker stealing', car jacking', no father', food stamp', jail living', big nose', big lip', child support skipping', pants sagging', single mother having', weed smoking', gang banging', drug dealing', opp killing', vine swinging', trap house living', whip scar having', fellow inhabiting the place we know called Compton

My friend Jontavius is such a monkey, he waited in line for 3hrs to get popeyes

by Jasontavius March 25, 2022

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

monkey piss

basically heroin

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school

by mason hagen September 13, 2021

Monkey time

It's Time to get freaky!!

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Monkey

You...

random person 1: Hi giraffe
random person 2: Hi monkey

by monkey man standing on fan March 31, 2023

Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.

HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?

by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024