Monkey Burnout

A word made up by monkey haters to justify their evil no good monkey hating philosophy.

Monkey Burnout is a real thing guys, I swear I don't hate monkeys.

by not Sefi January 15, 2024

monkey monk monk

A non easily way to greet someone

Yo wassup monkey monk monk

by anonymous January 22, 2024

Aids-Monkey

Extremely difficult or annoying.

Mrs Speelman's class is Aids-Monkey today!

by Logan Polcyn January 22, 2024

Monkey

Another term for black men/children. Mostly used in middle school and the 1800s.

"JOHN YOU STUPID MONKEY"

by Nah, Id win January 24, 2024

monkey

someone who doesnt know what a monkey is would be classified as stupid, now search up stupid

i am a monkey

by human 2 January 25, 2024

Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024

Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.

"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.

by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024