party in my tummy

The g-rated answer given to a child under the age of ten when asking their mother why she is smiling incessently after an amazing session of sex with their significant other.

Example: "Mommy why are you smiling? Because honey I'm having a party in my tummy."

by eastbaydj February 26, 2011

My battery is low

What you say when you turn on your smart phone.

I just got this smart phone and my battery is low. Damn, I just charged it this morning.

by sandog3939 July 18, 2011

my baby daddy

I can't remember the name of that thug I gave it up too and now I have a childless father.

Also, I have little respect for myself and even less for the poor little child I irresponsible brought into this world and doomed to poverty.

Yo I don't know who's my baby daddy!

by the voice of reason April 25, 2003

losing my religion

1. a southern slang phrase that means "flying off the handle", losing ones cool and losing ones self-control. Some people also think it could mean to get laid.

2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..

1. George: Jeremy has been acting funny since he polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.
Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.

2. The title "Losing My Religion" caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."

by that kind of dad June 1, 2016

f'shizzle my n'izzle

a word used by white kids who try to be funny by imitating snoop dogg, or who are just stupid asses

white kid: f'shizzle my n'izzle
other: shut up fuckin cracker

by Proud Beaner January 21, 2006

suck my dick

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.

1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005