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Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape
1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!
by skoooping September 6, 2020
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Monkey

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys
by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019
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monkey shaming

Making fun of or embarrassing someone for inappropriate hair growth
Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"
by USAReilly May 13, 2023
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Monkey Muncher

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..
Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!
by MrsWily June 25, 2017
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sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
by tenequia January 5, 2008
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Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service
That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey
by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025
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monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.
'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'
by hank grolok December 18, 2011
mugGet the monkey uddersmug.

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