Staying zooty

The art of not giving a fuck and keeping a positive attitude no matter what life throws at you

My car got broken into and my wallet stolen today but I’m staying zooty!

by AlkalizedPips October 2, 2023

my zood

A phrase used to avoid responsibility for one's actions. Typically invokes instant attraction from the opposite sex. Derived from the phrase "My good"

"Did you just cheat on me with my mom???"
"My zood"

by cracker_2011 November 16, 2023

Zaza zooted

When you’re high as balls

“Bro I was so zaza zooted last night, but I can’t really remember!”

by Kahtir:) December 8, 2023

Hoode' Boode' Zoode'

A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".

"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"

by Z-Hoode' November 30, 2007

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

Mr. Zood

A whiny gen-alpha kid.

*At the mall with his mom*

Mr. Zood: “ZOOOOODDDD NOOOOO I JUSSTTT NEEED THAT!!”
Ms. Bup: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINY LITTLE CUNT!”

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024

Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.

Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024