Death Egg

A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.

Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!

by TonyMc May 27, 2012

Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

by La_Nina February 18, 2010

egg churner

a sexual position where the male puts his testicles in the females nasal and shakes. This is a very common used position, and from experience i 100% recommend it!

"Hey babe do you want to do the egg churner?"
"Yes baby i have been waiting to do this for a while now."

by sexualmasterjelly August 9, 2018

bum eggs

is the waste matter from a living beings back passage:POO

"steal the bum eggs from the pan, much to the owners bemusement"

by Ian_666 August 11, 2004

Egg wash

Where two or more bald gay men shower together

I heard domonik and his dad had a egg wash last night.

by Fat old drongo May 15, 2019

egg hunters

A word me and a friend made up for the simple term semen

I hoe your egg hunters were never good at easter egg hunts.

by UEGIEAgf July 6, 2005

Turtle Egg

When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.

I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.

by smashuri November 2, 2010