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Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

by La_Nina February 18, 2010