Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014

Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

beer wizard

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's

"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"

by panda200 April 18, 2015

Blue Wizards

A common street name referring to members of the police department. Lately expanded to include any authority figure in the vicinity.

The party was great, until the blue wizards showed up and shut it down.

The blue wizard (teacher) in my science class kicked me out for not having my homework done.

by s__dizzle January 30, 2016

Carpet wizard

The guy who made this definition

You know that guy carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016

ima wizard

The thing I am and your not

MagicMagic Ima wizard

by LizardSippy January 1, 2017

Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017