But Willy

to lick one's thumb and shove it up another's but hole.

She wouldn't give it up last night so gave her a but willy.

by maggotnictron February 14, 2007

Wet Willy Wonka

When a guy withdraws his penis out of anal sex and inserts it in her ear and twist it around making it wet from seamen and Sh*#.

Dude i gave this chick a Wet Willy Wonka last night. It was sick there was my future children and her food from last night in her ear.

by M.O.BitChEz. July 15, 2010

willypedes

crabs,pubic lice

"i was with that gloria last night i picked up some willypedes dirty bitch"

by simon woodward September 18, 2003

willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.

"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"

by jimbobthedon May 16, 2008

Willy Tears

Describing the male ejaculation.

'I got Willy tears all over my bed'

by James Esther June 13, 2008

Willytard

An insult calling someone both a willy and a retard simultaneously, if that's possible.

Girl 1: Oh my God, my hair's on fire!
Girl 2: Stupid willytard.

by LillyLivered February 5, 2009

Willy Mays Hayes Virus

n. when an athlete's ego inflates to epic proportions. No project outside of sports is off limits, and the allure of Hollywood only fuels the sickness. The athlete never realizes the ineptitudes of their efforts, because they are so successful in the original sport/area of expertise.
Originates from the Character in the movie Major League, played by Omar Epps and Wesley Snipes. He became to big for his britches and turned to hollywood and endorsements to fulfill his surging ego.

Shaquille O'Neal first became infected with the Willy Mays Hayes Virus upon filming such masterpieces as Kazaam and Steel.

by Nastruthomas February 21, 2010