sophie read

The most amazing person isn’t the entire world, you should praise her, she is amazing, a goddess, marry her!!! If your name starts with a G you are a perfect match!!! She is so pretty, green eyed, dirty blonde hair. Not a hoe at all just an amazing girl

“Hey is that Sophie read ”
“Yeh make sure you marry her when you get the chance”

by Derekkkkkkkkllmateeeee October 20, 2020

The Readings

A homeboys referance to homework involing the hood and other homeboy related works.

Do the readings blood!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

daniel read

An escaped dwarf from the region of lord of the rings. Can easily identify him with painting on his feet, legs, toes. Is mostly intoxicated.

Wow is that Daniel Read? Yeah the guy from Lord of the rings.

by Popenahitsreallycade October 9, 2013

Virginia reading

The verbiage used when someone from Virginia residues in a different state and a person needs to be told the hard, cold truth due to ugly behavior.

"I'm fixin to cuss you Virginia reading style if you don't get outta my face"

by navyvett October 11, 2013

Mastur-reading

Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)

I spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.

by Creepy Guy in The Library October 15, 2011

reading school

a school in reading that looks like a castle with a bunch of asian kids in it

I attend reading school

by iHateFurry October 22, 2023

I aint reading allat

an excuse that a fatasses will used

person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses

by eric89391 October 23, 2023