weinervitter

A weinervitter is a compound oxymoron word, with the first part, weiner, suggesting it is unethical to engage in imaginary cybersex, while the second part vitter, meaning it is acceptable for an individual to participate in physical sexual contact with compensated prostitutes and risking STD.

A weinervitter occurs in congress about 50% of the time. One congressman I know has a weinervitter tan. Most southern gentlemen have weinervitter sex in semiprivate locations.

by Jackie Peppers December 7, 2011

weinergate scandal

The controversy surrounding the actions or Representative Anthony Weiner (hah) who admitted to 3rd degree sexting in June 2011. This resulted in many politicians calling for his resignation.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear about Anthony Weiner?"
Person 2: "The Weinergate Scandal? Yeah man, what a perv."

by sanman2095 December 11, 2011

Weener Peeper

Someone who looks over the urinal stall to stare at their neighbor's penis

Derek is a weener peeper!!!! Ewwwwww!

by Lyle Sanderson September 29, 2011

wepner

A person or people who are cool as shit and get drunk a lot.
Also means athletic.

Me and the Wepners are going to drink.

by God Tim wepner February 14, 2014

weener dick

It's the equivalent of having a cocktail sausage for a weener!!

Girl, last night I slept with Johnny... Disappointed - he's got a weener dick

by DVD804 September 19, 2016

weiner squeeze

The action of squeezing the Weiner

I watched this porn last night. That was a really nice Weiner Squeeze.

by PseuDEEZ NUTS! HAH GATEEM! September 14, 2016

weiner burn

When, due to prolonged sex acts, your dick becomes a chafed nightmare.

After that swinger session Paul had the worst weiner burn.

by DrTandtheWomen August 11, 2016