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cheesy weenie

cheesy but scaredy-cats.
OMG!! Axel’s trying to ask Janette out but he’s a cheesy weenie he’ll never do it.
by kyrie.domdobedo May 31, 2023
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Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.
Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”
by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021
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big weenie

A person who can't shut up unless if you stick in a big weenie up their mouth
person 1: Big Weenie
Big Weenie: Booooooy oh 😳 boyy, Nothin' 🙅 beats 💓 a hot 😅 and steamy 🌫 dog 🐶🐕 weenie 🍆.

A little 👌 stadium 🏢 mustard 🌭 oughta a jazz 🎷 up ☝ this fo
by abxttoir March 9, 2022
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weenis

the extra skin on your elbow
playing with my weenis is fun!
by Ponyboy Curtis(artem) April 29, 2016
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Weenie

A small, courgette-shaped penis that doesn’t fulfill women.
William has a weenie. It’s small.
by Thebigbeastqueefs December 17, 2020
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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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fuck weenie

Noun, Adj: Describing a rude or arrogant troll. Or being the rude or arrogant troll.
Adj
1: "Gosh Jeremy is acting like such a fuck weenie!"
Noun
1: DONT BE A FUCK WEENIE YOU TROLLS
by BlondieGingerSnap March 5, 2017
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