young weasel 

16-22yr old male indie-kid from the early 90s. Listens to Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Pepeprs etc.."Student Grant" types who think they are intelligent, articulate, cool and radical ( origins are from comfortable middle class ) but are infact arseholes. Male equivalent of snotface. aka Young Larkins.

You've gots to laugh at this young weasel's attempt skin up a joint.

young weasel by slssfw April 29, 2005

jit weasel 

An insult. One who craves the "jit" which would be slang for semen. The use of weasel in this case as a metaphoric description for behavior. Like the base word "jit" this expression could be relative to the Philadelphia area's definition of "jit."

1. You jit weasel.
2. I hate that guy, he's such a jit weasel.

jit weasel by BoredAtWork555 March 19, 2010

Butter Weasel 

/\ lol. Butter Weasel is none of those things. It is a person who weasels his way out of bad situations, and eats lots of fatty food while doing so.

that fat fuck butter weasel'd himself outta that one

Butter Weasel by MeatWagon October 6, 2013

Cyber Weasel

An individual that wastes most of their time weaseling on social networking sites, they would choose texting/mailing over verbal communication.

You are a Cyber Weasel!

Cyber Weasel by Housty December 14, 2014

fuck-weasel 

someone who isn't quite a snake or a backstabber but is almost there.

friend 1 *did you hear about what molly said to jenny?*

friend 2 *oh is she just being a fuck-weasel again?*

fuck-weasel by creator8000 November 2, 2017

Cheese Weasel 

A thot that only goes after uncircumcised males because he/she enjoys the dick cheese which resides beneath the foreskin

Thot #1: Ugh that hoe is a fucking cheese weasel
Thot #2: Yeah, she likes dick cheese. Eewww.

Cheese Weasel by Zuccyneedsuccy April 20, 2019

smack the weasel 

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

smack the weasel by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011