Walking Food

Food that is better to eat walking while you are high.

Walking Food such as Sour Punch Straws

by Bwaaahhhhh November 25, 2009

Walking Fedora

A incel or neckbeard with the pure purpose of spreading their gross opinions. Typically they smell like onions, have a scruffy neck beard and sterotypically wear a fedora. They're almost wrong 99% of the time and have gross behavior.

Did you see the new kid? Talk about a Walking Fedora.
I think you just found a Walking Fedora.
That person smells like onions! (gagging) Walking Fedora.

by Regurgitator_9000 February 5, 2021

Walk soft

Take it easy;to be gentle and humble.

I try to walk soft and not rock the boat.

by John Kitus February 19, 2012

walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.

Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.

by x3y October 18, 2019

Walking gloves

Pockets.

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!

by Extremelybland December 17, 2008

Walk of shame

1. When you slept with a guy in his family's house only to wake up in the morning having to take the walk of shame for having banged and slept with their beloved family member.

2. When you wake up in a guy's bed to his parents barging into the room, livid and yelling the mother escorts you out the house as you are half dressed and full of shame.

Cara: "so me and joey snuck into his parents house to have sex, in the middle of the night. After we fell asleep by accident and woke up in the morning naked under the sheets to the entire family watching me in disgust. I had to take the walk of shame} past his whole family feeling like a slut till I uber'd home.

by Homebodie August 29, 2017

Gawk Walk

A stroll with the specific purpose of looking at other people. Specifically, a walk around a campground to look at other campers, campsites, and camping gear

Let's take a glass of wine and go for a gawk walk before doing the dishes.

by RoadmanFC June 19, 2017