United Kondom

Two islands to the north-west of continental Europe. Full of uneducated redhead fat fucks and ugly hoes with funny accent.

This beer taste like shit, William. Why did you bought it?
- Becuase it is cheap and was made in United Kondom - homeland of my mentally handicapped ancestors.

by Ahmed Adoodie August 29, 2011

United Kingdom

A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.

"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7

by JM December 16, 2004

D-Unit

If you have the bra size D,you can say it when u are refering to ur chest or like a group of girls that have D's.

Me and my girls with D cups gotta little group we call the D-unit.

by Sydney D. February 3, 2004

P-unit

P-unit, a nick name for one of the best bands out there, Patent Pending.

"On three, P-P-P-UNIT!"
"Damn, P-unit kicked major ass last night!"

by KElS0pending October 18, 2008

rat unit

Derived from a group of male students identified by their rodent tendancies in Preston (UK) circa 2003-4 who travelled round the town in a unit.

Psyching themselves up for a good night of rat behaviour, members would often call out "Rat Unit", and use the term as a defence for any rat behaviour that is carried out.

by Tedward McForeskin March 14, 2005

Hoe-Unit

see definition for Ho-Unit

Yall dont know how the Hoe-Unit roll!!

by paganho January 25, 2005

Emerson Unit

An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.

This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.

That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.

by Freedomslayer99 September 11, 2014