uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018

Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.

"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"

by E.0.9. November 30, 2019

uncle al

that guy who goes to wendys and asks for a 20 ounce steak, they guy who sits on two chairs at once, the guy who farts in the elevator and blames it on the old lady, guy takes a sub to a wedding

ah crap its uncle al everyone out

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park April 16, 2020

bumbling uncle

A old man on YouTube who gets pranked and does and says stupid things that are funny while his great nephew films hims

Check them out on YouTube @ Bumbling Uncle

Michael: wow have you heard of the bumbling uncle
Gabe: yea he's so funny

Savanna: fuck that mother fucker

Michael: hey don't say that

Savanna: well fuck you too BYE BITCH!!!!!!
Gabe: damn harsh

Michael: shut up Gabe

by Apple pie.org March 2, 2020

uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.

We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.

by STCL December 10, 2011

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023