Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.

"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."

by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019

uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 5, 2023

uncle flashbacks

when you see your uncle and he calls out your name "Ben Dover" and you have to do what he says... *cries* uncle flashbacks...

"Ben Dover!" "No uncle please don't hurt me like you did before" *uncle flashbacks*

by Ben Dover and pick up the soap November 12, 2018

Uncle Chester

Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.

My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.

by I am Hitler July 31, 2019

Uncle Chris

Another term for a coke and rum… heavy on the rum

I’m gonna grab an uncle Chris

by Lazarlazar April 3, 2022

uncle jermy

Usually that one loyal ass nigga who would ride for his bitch but ends up getting played anyway
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him

Who is that dude over there? He fine as fuck!
Yeeee, thats uncle jermy

by Truthspeaker 101 March 20, 2017

uncle bea

An older male who is going out with a girl much younger compared to him

A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends

A Sugar Dad

When you are at the club and your girlfriends Uncle Bea buys you alcohol so they can cheat in peace

by Mwanafyale December 28, 2015