Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

twitter fright

The fear that your tweet isn't worthy of sending

I was about to tweet about what I had for breakfast but I ended up getting twitter fright

by nocando August 2, 2012

Football Twitter

A subsection of twitter where people tweet only about football/soccer. Well... sort of. Whenever people disagree with each other, they "dox" each other, but the "dox" is just calling them some sort of Indian name and the leaked location is always "the slums of insert Indian/Bangladeshi city here, e.g. Mumbai, Chittagong, Jaipur." Everyone spreads positive propaganda about their favorite players and hide any reply that criticizes them. They have the funniest roasts. It isn't bad, but Youngboy twitter is better.

Football Twitter account 1: *propaganda about Ronaldo*
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking

by PayolaLover69 October 8, 2022

twitter twerk

The act of walking while engrossed in one's (smart)phone, esp. in a crowded place, such as a sidewalk or mall, oblivious to others.

She almost ran me over. She was twitter twerking down the sidewalk!

by Ornery Smarty April 24, 2017

Twitter Takeover

An act done by a group of people with similar interests on Twitter whom set the same profile picture and interact with tweets simultaneously.

Waa first recorded during Mid-May of 2020, by a group chat called "Yeonrice".

Person 1: Something weird happened last night... A bunch of people with the same profile picture spammed my tweet!

Person 2: It's called a Twitter Takeover!

by zhonglispear January 28, 2021

going Twitter

When someone gets offended over something that doesn't even include them or thinks that something as simple as a joke is targeted negatively at a specific group or minority.

Guy: Bro, she is straight up going Twitter on your ass.
Guy 2: All I did was tell a joke!

by Bytti January 27, 2021

Jamil on twitter

@Jamil4PF is his current Twitter handle, he is a kid who thrives to seek Attention from many people. He Has no friends and his family doesn’t care about him which is sad as it seems. He will achieve nothing in life. He will get no women and no friends. He is pathetic and needs help. He is Literally everywhere, every tweet you see he is in the comments like a sad no life reply guy he is.

“Yo you seen Jamil on twitter?

Nah bruh that mf is irrelevant

by ThatOneGayMF October 15, 2020