twindle

The motion a spider makes upon rapidly encasing a bug in its web filament.

A stinkbug flew off the elbowbush but got stuck in the huge web. It struggled to get free but was twindled up by the spider at lightning speed.

by Cromes March 26, 2009

tinkles

To relieve ones self, to tinkle.

Ç • «<†•§ûb†omic Glu蕆>» says:
I need to do the tinkles

by Pai_fairy July 21, 2005

twankle

A firm, donut shaped pillow, worn around the penis. This is used to reduce the extreme pressures of bumping on the pelvic area during crazy intercourse.
This is especially helpful when a girl is lacking in the rear.

In other words, a twankle is a "cushion for pushin"

Careful guy: Dude, I got this girl to come to my house later!
His friend: Oh sweet are you going to fuck her?
Careful guy: Yeah but shes really skinny, and I just pulled my groin, so im gonna buy a twankle.

by Necrosin April 10, 2010

kansas twinkie

the act of blowing your load in a chicks pussy then scooping the jiz out with bread and eating it

man i gave that bitch a kansas twinkie and she was lovin it

by matt stults and tyler jones November 10, 2007

Cosby Twinkie

An individual that appears Asian by decent but whose actions or mannerisms reflect African American or Hip Hop culture.

Leah looked like she was straight off the boat but all she ever talks about is getting a grill and how much she loves the new Nas album, she is a full on Cosby Twinkie.

by Ian9 May 3, 2008

twinkies

a verb. To insert ones erected hand into another's armpit. Following, either wiggling the fingertips of the hand to symbolize a tickle (to an extent), or thrashing the hand vigorously in an up and down motion. Whilst doing either of these, the owner of the hand must, protrued from their vocal chords, the saying: "Twinkies!"
alternate tenses:(past: twinkiesed)(future: will twinkies)(present: twinkiesing)

Birthplace: Suwanee, Georgia

"In Phys Ed, I twinkiesed Jim.

by Pablicimo July 16, 2009

twinkie

A specific type of menage a trois that involves DP of a Caucasian woman by two Asian men. In such a position, the men sandwich the woman in order to represent "yellow" outsides and a "white" inside, thereby resembling a twinkie.

One of the most exceedingly rare sexual situations, tales of twinkies are usually the work of fiction.

D. Choo: "Dude, I didn't think she would be into it, but Helena got into a twinkie with Ryuhei Gokamoto and me."
gerolsteiner: "I call bulls***. She must have been either drugged or paid because no one finds us Asian men sexy."

by gerolsteiner January 30, 2005