The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.
"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"
by Nathanialowl September 09, 2013
The tuff tug is when a chick tugs on your meat so hard it feels as if she is aggressively sanding a stick.
The tuff tug is a aggressive handjob
Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch
Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch
by Hey him September 05, 2024
when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom
by windowgoblin April 04, 2018
by cih7250 July 07, 2017
When you grab someone's penis and they grab yours. Take turns backing away one step at a time. First one to orgasm loses.
by Kaleb & Jayden December 13, 2023
by Oshamis May 17, 2021
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
by Marco Porno July 21, 2015