A type of sleeping prank where you apply toothpast to your penis and proceed to insert it into the sleeping victims oral cavity and vigorously clean their teeth.
Greg: Dude George just fell asleep and his breath smells like butt juice.
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!
by NinjaGangsta September 26, 2010
Get the Samolian Toothbrush mug.Toothpasting is a fad similar to huffing paint - a poorfag's way of getting high. It involves increasing the permeability of the skin on your nipples (either by rubbing them with an abrasive, or alcohol, a paint thinner, or nail polish remover), and then covering your nipples in toothpaste. A chemical from the toothpaste then absorbs through your skin and enters the bloodstream, getting you high.
It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.
It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.
Dude, I finally found a good way of getting into Sarah's shirt - I just told her I'd help her try toothpasting. I just rubbed her tits with mouthwash and then ten minutes of Colgate later we were zoning out.
by JimmyJohnBobo October 16, 2012
Get the Toothpasting mug.Related Words
trooth
• troothsayer
• Tooth pasting
• Tooth brush
• tooth fairy
• toothpick
• toothpaste
• tooth
• toothy
• toothless
Yo that snaggle tooth broad looked like she was from Jurassic Park.
Skeezer dun bought me a snaggle tooth stripper.
I was hella feelin' that female... until she smiled at me... snaggle tooth bitch.
Skeezer dun bought me a snaggle tooth stripper.
I was hella feelin' that female... until she smiled at me... snaggle tooth bitch.
by rayx2 June 21, 2007
Get the snaggle tooth mug.by Ben's son January 21, 2004
Get the Tooth Fairy mug.After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.
"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!
That Dirty Boy!
by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008
Get the Tainted Toothbrush mug.When a male ejaculates in a females hand then the female dips her finger in the seimen and rubs the seimen into her teeth
by munroe94 December 18, 2010
Get the Amish Toothbrush mug.When you ejaculate onto a toothbrush after some hardcore, dirty sexand you clean the females mouth with your cum.
by Phil_Clementi November 9, 2010
Get the Toledo Toothbrush mug.