Toadie

The name of the almighty Toadie the true king of the wasteland. He fights with his fist, he eats the living and the dead. The Toadie Ideology is a simple one. It is to kill every living and breathing thing, so that in the end only Toadie remains. Toadie is seen in the eyes of some as a god, and thus has amassed a following. Some argue this is a cult, but is in fact a way of life. Praise be.

Alternatively used to refer to somebody's inner Toadie (their pure physical power)

i.e Praise be toadie or Praise Toadie

Alternatively: Embrace your inner Toadie.

by Toadie Lover August 19, 2016

toader

A hillybillys name for his penis.

My sister loves my toader.

by Hillbilly willy April 3, 2016

Toadstool

When you take a crap in a toilet on top of toilet paper so that the crap sits on the paper like a toad... Toadstooling! AKA Lilypadding.

Dude, left the biggest toadstool in the faculty bathroom this morning!

by ScotchRox August 30, 2018

Toadie

Drunk. Having lost time with no recollection. Creatively blonde.

I really pulled a Toadie this weekend!

by Buzz February 9, 2005

toadmonster

The most indescribably hideous human being to have ever walked the face of the earth.

WOW. Lil Wayne is such a toadmonster.

by HPfans July 14, 2011

toadpipe

Tying a large toad to your penis while it is alive and having sexual intercourse while the toad squirms around in the vagina of the girl

The toadpipe is so overrated

by Asseater__69 April 26, 2016

Toader

Used to describe a straight individual who has done something incredibly heterosexual.

Janet: Hey fancy watching RuPaul tonight?
John: What's that?
Janet: Oh John you silly toader.

by Farmersbread May 18, 2018