Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

by Slapchatt January 10, 2014

breathe of a thousand assholes

Very, very bad breathe; usually associated with a dog who eats their own shit

"My dog woke me up this morning with the breathe of a thousand assholes."

by ShawnCO August 9, 2007

i-had-a-dream-about-kissing-those

Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.

See "Ashley Burger"

by Marc December 28, 2003

trousersnake

what goes in ya mothers mouth (also what killed steve irwin)

Croikey! its a grand trousersnake in me bunghole!

by VulcanRaven August 5, 2008

Trouser bitch

A tall powerful woman wearing a trouser suit.

"come to my office", demanded the trouser bitch.

by Matthew Muffin June 6, 2003

trousers

A subtle substitute for words such as fuck, shit and other such expletives

You just broke your best tamborine- 'trousers'

by Dave March 20, 2005

Trouser Attack

It's when you get a massive bona in you'r pants.. And it chooses to stay and not to go away. Somtimes you end up having a orgasm in it

"Oh my god put that away." Said Jenny
"Put what away woman!" Said Todd
"That fuckin' huge ass trouser attack!" Yelled Jenny

by God321 November 17, 2006