by harvizzle April 2, 2008
Get the taint mug.wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus.
"When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"
by April Mary June 16, 2007
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by fakkedap June 29, 2006
Get the taintslave mug.Similar to the grundle of dawn; the taint of dawn comes just prior to the ass crack of dawn. The taint of dawn is between the hours of 3am - 5am, and only applies when you must wake up between these hours.
I had to wake up at the taint of dawn to catch my flight.
Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!
Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!
by Maddog and J'Rod January 11, 2009
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Larry: Hey man, this video is pretty funny!
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Barry: You will need to register to add that video, thankfully it's a breeze!
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by TheInternetz.biz January 27, 2009
Get the theinternetz.biz mug.A hand or face towel used to polish up the rectal area after leaving a sloppy wet stinker in the toilet.
guy 1: Fuck it! What is this brown stain on my face towel?
guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.
guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.
by Jag Joke March 2, 2009
Get the taint rag mug.The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.
Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."
Dave: "That's awesome."
Dave: "That's awesome."
by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011
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